1. Streisand effect. Any attempt to censor info on the web will lead to said info being widely spread.

2. Muphry’s law. If you leave a comment correcting someone, there will always be a mistake in it.

3. Cunningham’s law. The best way to get an answer to a question is to answer it wrongly yourself and wait for someone to correct you.

4. Armstrong’s law. The longer a conversation goes without mention of America, the more likely an American is to arbitrarily bring up the moon landing.

5. CAD’s theorem of topic culture. A smart post is less likely to receive a reply than a stupid post because it leaves less to be said, but a really full and comprehensive post will bring the conversation to a halt.

6. Wadsworth’s constant. The first 30% of any video contains no worthwhile information.